Andy'sVows
From the wedding
to the bedding
The Catholic Church used to tell you what to say when you got married, and that was a pretty good system because no one sounded smarter than the other person. Now, you go to weddings and you hear people who've written their own vows and you can tell that one person is a much better writer and deeper thinker than the other person. And, frankly, it's embarrassing when they get dunked on by their partner (usually the bride).
Andy's Vows guarantees that you will come across as the thoughtful, soulful, loving and eloquent partner that you probably are in your heart, but that just can't find its way out.
How It Works
My process is simple. I interview you for about 30 minutes about your relationship, and then I just write your vows for you.
- Flat feeinterview + written vows
- $200
- Revisionsper round
- +$100
- Wedding-day coachingassuming an open bar
- +$200
Kind Words
I sounded much better than my wife. She looked like a fool in front of all of our friends and family, and I looked eloquent and deep. They had no idea someone else wrote them for me.
Andy cut right to the core of my relationship which was our mutual hatred of borscht. So he wrote a speech all about borscht. It was pretty weird, but he tied it back to when we first met back in Yugoslavia. Then it got romantic. We're pregnant now.
I'm a terrible writer and speaker. Andy decided early on that there was no way I would be able to deliver the speech even if he wrote it for me, so we switched mediums to movement. I expressed myself through an interpretative dance set to 'These Eyes' by The Guess Who. I got a five minute standing ovation.
About Andy
Andy is a professional writer who writes very compelling sentences for the biggest companies in the world. He is also sensitive to the whims of romance, and a frequent guest of weddings.
Book Your Interview
Tell me a little about the two of you. I'll take it from there.
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Or just email me: andyreischling601@gmail.com